Let’s get a few things straight.
You were a complete asshole to me last year (remember this letter?). We didn’t part on good terms, and if it wasn’t for life turning out the way it has, I wouldn’t have been able to forgive you. For the full thirty one days in your grasp, you reminded me of every single thing I hated. About myself, about other people, and about life. You left me to drown.
However, I have decided to give you another chance. I am acknowledging that you exist, and I’ve even let myself get excited to enjoy your weekends. Please don’t let me down this year, because I don’t think our relationship will survive another letdown.
You have the rest of today and tomorrow to figure out how to make this up to me. Please plan accordingly:)