Category Disjointed.

Semi-Charmed Life.

Today feels like a Monday. Going to the dentist yesterday was uncomfortable. So uncomfortable that, when given the chance, I seized the moment to tell the hygenist that I would rather be at the gynocologist than sitting in her chair. She laughed, but I think I might have weirded her out. I don’t care. It’s […]

Wait, what?

“Everyone smiles with that invisible gun to their head.” That is one of my favorite quotes, and not because of how true it is, but because of how impossibly real it is. Every single day, I do something I’d rather not do, I say things I shouldn’t say, and I definitely make things harder than […]