Category The December Diaries

December Fourth.

Amel and Kim played a very dirty trick on me this morning, and if it wasn’t so hilarious, I MIGHT be pissed. Might be, but probably not, because they are two girls I can definitely tolerate. I’ve been searching for a birthday dress, and for many reasons, it’s exhausting. Mainly because I don’t “do” shopping […]

December Third.

A few things: 1. I am a barista. I am not a garbage man, I am not your waitress, and I am not your rude boss/husband/wife/annoying coworker/cashier at McDonalds who doesn’t give a shit. I am your barista. I make your coffee because I LIKE TO MAKE COFFEE. Not because it pays well, not because […]