1. I just loaded up my Safeway Club card with coupons, and found out that I get a free 12 carton of eggs anytime in the next month. Which made me ridiculously happy, and I don’t even like eggs!

2. I also just got a new keyboard, and it’s so smooth and awesome.

3. Every time I send out a mass email to everyone at work, it goes out to Zombies, which makes me smile every single time.

4. My office smells like an orange.

5. Dave Matthews pandora is bringing me some sunshine.

Oh, and fun fact: People who say “I call it like I see it” usually see it like assholes. Thanks, Dooce:)