I am not a comedy writer. My sense of humor usually isn’t the obvious kind, and if you didn’t know me well enough, you’d totally think I was a jackass. On the flip side, if you do know me really well, you might think I am a total honey badger crazypants. And probably not in […]

1. I just loaded up my Safeway Club card with coupons, and found out that I get a free 12 carton of eggs anytime in the next month. Which made me ridiculously happy, and I don’t even like eggs! 2. I also just got a new keyboard, and it’s so smooth and awesome. 3. Every […]